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Mental Fitness Evaluation

Discussion in 'Fun Stuff' started by protolife, Aug 1, 2018.

  1. protolife

    protolife Registered User

    May 19, 2017
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    This test is to ascertain your mental state now.

    There are 4 test questions.

    • Giraffe Test


      1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

      Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you see the spoiler.

      The correct answer:

      Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

      This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    • Elephant Test


      2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

      Did you say,
      Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

      Wrong Answer.

      Correct Answer:
      Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

      This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    • Lion King Test

      3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference.

      All the animals attend ... except one.

      Which animal does not attend?

      Correct Answer:
      The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

      You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

      Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.​

    • Crocodile Test


      4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.

      How do you manage it?

      Correct Answer:
      You jump into the river and swim across. Haven't you been lis-ten-ing?

      All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.

      This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Adult people they tested (same teachers and doctors) got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers.

    Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Adults do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

  2. fi

    figsjam Registered User

    Feb 5, 2017
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    You telling me that I'm stupid ? :)
  3. batraquius

    batraquius Registered User

    Sep 6, 2018
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    I think he's telling you that we do not have the brains of a four-year-old. Imho there's nothing wrong with that.
  4. nopsam2007

    nopsam2007 Registered User Reverser

    Dec 20, 2007
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    Have you spent time developing these super pysch. tests yourself, or you have had help?
    Others, your doctor, might offer these fine findings, but why you take them. Please.
  5. acid rain

    acid rain Registered User

    Sep 16, 2018
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    HAHAHAHA i have a 10% out of 100% hahaha maybe im mentally disabled
  6. SN

    SN1000 Registered User

    Sep 25, 2018
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    Most of the time after work I think I am brain dead!